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Noah

Today I have a trailer. It's for a movie about Noah's Ark. I'm not really saying that it will be good or bad. Frankly, I'm just saying, "Hey look, this exists!"



I do love the idea of Russell Crowe and Anthony Hopkins together. It just looks so dramatic! I don't even know it that's good or bad. I'm a bit stunned I think, that they even decided to make this movie. I mean, we all know exactly what happens. If they change anything, there will be angry people. If they stay true, I would think that it would be boring. I don't know how you can spice up 40 days and 40 nights of rain. I suppose they could have scenes of tension and cabin fever. Also, they seem to show a mob of people trying to get on the boat like it's going to be some great battle scene. Spoiler, they don't take the boat. It's not that exciting.

 What do you think? Watch or skip?

UPDATE: Would you like to know more about religious movies coming out this year? Check out this post.

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  1. Hmmmm....I don't know what to think about this one. It looks kind of overly epic, if that makes sense. Too many big CGI shots. Although, I guess Noah is a pretty epic story if you think about it.

    The casting looks great though. Thumbs up on Russell Crow rocking a Jean Valjean beard!

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  2. It will be interesting to see how they portray it all. I sense that you are a bit nervous that they will Hollywoodize the Bible. Always a possibility that they will inject a different worldview. But hey, it's a world-changing historical event. At the very least people will be talking.

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